Random Schmandom

Greetings people from the world of blogging. I have now come to terms with the fact that it was impossible to put off entering the strange and unfamiliar territory that is online journaling. My name is Jasmine (you may from this moment refer to me as Jazzy). I am a virgin to this ritual and would thank you not to snicker, cough, make-fun-of or put me down for whatever I may say/do/incinuate/make-up or smell like. I would like to take this opportunity to advertise for my good friend Shaddowdove. Her blogspot address is www.fallingangelsshadow.blogspot.com. And I might add that she is a seasoned professional and is a much better blogger than me. I am really uncomfortable. I have to sit on this really annoying computer chair that doesn't fit my body shape no matter how much I adjust it. Grr. Don't you just hate being uncomfortable?!! Especially when there are people around coz you can't move around alot or they'll think you have worms. Hehe. Worms. I love the game Worms. It's so cool coz it's so STUPID!!! Heehee. You have these little wormys that have weapons of mass destruction as well as karate moves and "Super Sheep". Also, they have other weapons like Old Women. HAHAHAHA!! How silly. I haven't used her yet but what can she possibly do?? Nag you to death?? HAHAHA. So stupid, yet so satisfying. Wow. This is really cool writing about random things. And what's really great is no one can stop my awsome power of rambling *smiles maniacally* Mwah ha ha ha HA HA HA HA!!!!!! World dominace is mine (and Rosie can have Canada). :D I'm so generous. Wow. My friend is late for TAFE. What a surprise......hehe. At least she turns up. This is the first time I've been to TAFE on a Wednesday in about a month. Shhh. Don't tell, OR YOU WILL DIE!!!! Hehe. So weird. Let me see, what else?? Oh yeah! I've been taking photos of my friends whenever we go out somewhere together and now I've put them all onto a dvd slideshow thing. It's so COOL! You put songs with them and it's so Purdy!! Oh! And it's my 18th in July. YAY!!! I'm supposed be having it in a tavern but we haven't booked it yet so it's not definate. But if it goes smoothly, there should be a Jukebox, drinks from the bar and fun, fun times. I'm inviting my Nan (she LOVES her beer), my aunty (beer person also), my cousins (lollydrinks mostly), my mum (Wine-o), my dad (Turkey boy), my bestest friends (whatever they can get their hands on. Hehe. I'm joking. I think they're the only ones that are coming that are not alcos. Hehe. Which is funny coz the other people are all in my family. Which doesn't leave me with much hope. Although I am proud coz, despite what HE may say, I could've drank my friends boyfriend under the table if we had more booze at his party. Hehe. Don't get me wrong, we had PLENTY of drinks but we both could of kept going. I think we had 4 tallies of Cruiser, he had 5 UDL's, I had 3-4 West Coast, we did shots of Father O'leary's Cappucino, ummm........maybe that was it. Crap. That doesn't seem like alot now. Damn) and I'm also inviting my oldest friend, Carla. And she'll probably bring her boyfriend Colin, who I must say is the nicest boy in the world. They might even get married one day and she might let me be a bridesmaid (cross fingers). Talking about weddings, my beautiful, gorgeous cousin Matty is getting married in a couple of years and rumour is I'm set to be Maid of Honour!!! Yay! I've never been to a wedding before. Isn't that sad?! I've also never been out of the country (not even out of NSW/QLD). Isn't that even sadder? I've lived in the one place my whole life and the furtherest away I have been from home was the Canberra trip in year 7. :'( How depressing........I'm over it. Let me see......is there anything else I can say??? Um..... nah. I'll leave you with a peice of very important advice that I think you should take heed of: Never let you poo, get on your shoe............remember that and you will be set for life. :D Ciao!!!

Spazzy Jazzy