Weird Goings-On

Monday, July 03, 2006


Hi to the numerous five people who actually sometimes read this blog. I have had a very good day today. I had my first auto driving lesson and have found out that I'm equally as crap in an auto as I am in a manual. Teehee. After my lesson, I met up with my grandma at the Marriott in Surfers and we had lunch. It was sssoooo nice and it was only $20 for the buffet. Hehe, I'm really full. Anyway, the real reason I'm putting this post in is to share a joke my grandma told me. Here it is:


Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. The mum pushed and pushed and after a little while, the baby was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. He began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

I thought it was HILARIOUS!!! Anyways, enough excitment for one day.............oh, what the hell. Another photo and that's it. It's me and my friend Rosie on the way to Dreamworld (I'm the one behind) :D Ta ta Darlings

Spazzy Jazzy

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